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  • The Parish of the Next Millennium - I

    Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner, God told them, "I need you three important people to send my message out to all people: "Tomorrow I will destroy the earth". Yeltsin immediately called togeth...

  • The Parish of the Next Millennium - II

    How are we going to make such momentous changes? My nieces and nephews tell this joke: How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time otherwise you might choke. If you look at the whole elephant it will be overwhelming and you won't be able to eat it. Ju...